horse warning

Horses will bite
Horses will push
Horses have herpes

boooooobaaahh

Terrifying creatures.

EDIT: By "terrifying creatures" I just mean boobahs, not Elana.

Goethe

That's one deep chiropractor.

cat lamp kittens

Caaaaaaatttttt laaaaaaaammmmmpppp!

tooth asleep!

Is it supposed to be a pun? I feel like I'm missing something obvious.

good deal

Refreshing and cleansing. SOUL CLEANSING.

happy b's

Yesterday I turned 28 and today this site turns 2. DANCE PARTY!

tree santa

Now THAT'S a Christmas tree.

backwards 4

This is not reversed. This is how someone actually painted this on the parking lot asphalt.

skeletonbug

NIGHTMARE FUEL. (For cats).

cat lamp close-up

Cat touch-lamp. Ok, last time. FOR NOW.

cat lamp on

Cat touch-lamp.

cat lamp off

Cat touch-lamp.

Salty

UNICORN CAT.

mother & child pt. two

Going with yesterday's theme, my mom originally gave this to my cousin as a birthday present last year, minus the accessories. He was horrified, and when Christmas rolled around he regifted it to her. For his next birthday, she re-regifted it back to him, all trashed up, complete with cardboard box grotto. He loves it now.

dwarf trees

You're out of luck if you're just regular pregnant. Come back at 10 months.

sculpted Indian

At Fruitlands Museum in Harvard, MA, where you can learn more about Native Americans - and yourself - than is necessary.

Happy Easter

Worship the rabbit god.

her biggest regret

This picture was framed, propped up in the window of the old Picture Paradise store on Brighton Ave in Allston. I walked past it one day and did a classic sitcom double-take, walked straight in, and said "Good sir, I'd like to purchase that picture of a lady about to realize she just had a one night stand with a lobster, please." Then I gave him an exorbitant amount of money. It felt like a bargain, though.

I know this doesn't reveal any particular photographic skill or artistry on my part, but I did technically take a picture, so that's good enough.

laser hair removal

Happy March! Here's a picture of a poster on the subway that I took with my phone. No need to thank me!