good deal

Refreshing and cleansing. SOUL CLEANSING.

bloodsink

I SAID I WOULD DO IT AND I DID.

Photo by Christopher Mullins.

skeletonbug

NIGHTMARE FUEL. (For cats).

BOO!

I should've posted this yesterday. SEPARATED AT BIRTH.

Salty

UNICORN CAT.

Happy Easter

Worship the rabbit god.

laser hair removal

Happy March! Here's a picture of a poster on the subway that I took with my phone. No need to thank me!

Easter bunny

This is my grandmother's idea of something that is festive and adorable. It's as tall as me, and greets you when you walk into the house. It probably watches you through walls.

My grandmother's front hall has a rotating cast of horrors that has included a 4-foot tall fiberglass penguin, and these 100+ year old stuffed bobcats:


Terrifying.