Friday, November 13, 2009

dumpster gap


A mouse died in this alley once, by the hands of Christian and me, and a discarded nighttable. It was for the best, the mouse was stuck in a glue trap that the exterminator had set. But it was pretty upsetting. What psycho invented glue traps anyway? He should be laid on one in this alley, with a wheel of cheese on his lap.